Hanners' Nuzlocke Challenge: Episode 2

     Sir Squirt and headed east today, to Route 3 and Mount Moon. We met a very strange boy who seemed to like shorts... Quite a bit. He wouldn't stop talking about them! It was weird...

     Eventually making it through a barrage of trainers, I headed into some long grass to find a new friend. There I met Sir Beaker, a lonely Spearow in need of a home. Squirtsalot and I welcomed him with open arms. After a quick trip to the Pokémon Center to heal our wounds, my two friends and I headed into the fabled Mount Moon. As expected, there were a lot of Zubat. I caught one, of course, and named her Lady Batter. 

      Two fossils were blocking the path, and I took the one less taken, and that has made absolutely no difference. 

There were Team Rocket grunts all over the place! I wonder what they were planning..? Something evil, probably.

     We made it through the caverns easily. However, we ran out of potions and had to use ninja-stealth to avoid battles. It was difficult, but we made it through. We are now safe in Cerulean City.
         

Hanners' Nuzlocke Challenge: Episode 1

     Today I started my first Nuzlocke challenge on Pokémon LeafGreen, one of the Generation III remakes of the original Red and Blue versions.  The following is an account of my Pokémon adventure, which, if all goes well, will end when I defeat the Champion of the Elite Four.
  
     I began by choosing the water Pokémon, Squirtle. I have named him Sir Squirt, short for Sir Squirtsalot. After a close win against my rival, DORK, I discovered that my Pokémon's health was automatically restored! Now if only that happened after every battle...
      
     After finally making it through the treacherous Viridian Forest, I had only met one friend: Miss Butters, a Caterpie who one day hoped to fly. Unfortunately, this dream was never to be realized: Miss Butters died in an accident while training in the northern parts of Route 2, leaving Sir Squirt and I to face the gym leader alone.

    Luckily, the gym leader, Brock, only had rock and ground Pokémon. What an idiot. Anyway, this made the battle easy, with Sir Squirt's Bubble attack quickly destroying Brock's Onix and Geodude. Though we had lost a friend, the day was still a success.

Gomen nasai

Those words are constantly running through the back of my mind... Whenever I make a mistake, it's all ways I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry... Gomen nasai gomen nasai gomen nasai. It's Japanese, you see. I feel... Kinda lame for just using the word. There it goes again. Even if someone else messes up, I still apologize. But I don't say it out loud. Only in my thoughts and in whispers. I ask myself why I say sorry so often...
"Why are you apologizing? You didn't do anything."
"I know..."
-sigh-

World Domination

In the dark future, two people came out on top and led a world revolution to change the fate of the planet... They gained power and ruled harshly but fairly

When the Emperor and Emperess met they were in high school

a friend of theirs introduced them and they fell......

MADLY IN LOVE.

They had several exciting adventures around the world and the Internet.

Not long after, they were married.

After the birth of their first children, twins Aded and Ades, (pronounced however you want) they discussed plans to make the world a better place

and eventually settled on world domination.

Through the use of technology and social sciences, they gained many followers in the degenerating world economy and their promise of greatness impressed millions...

Some of the French caused... Well... problems... and were the first to go.

After a single batter, France fell and the world rejoiced,  gaining them millions of more followers.

While they ruled, scientific and medical advances were much greater than ever before,

and their approval rating was extremely high...But then, out of no where, a resistance movement sprang up in the city of Moscow, leading to bloody results and the death of the Empress's lovers... Thankfully, it was quickly crushed by the emperor's personal army.

In their palace in the world capitol of Boston they declared the day of the rebellions defeat an international holiday...

"This is a WIP. It isn't done yet. Would you like to speculate on our future?"